John

I'm a drug-bloat that's gone straight to my junk- it's a medical miracle.
I'm the Head Maitre'd at a Gay mixed-meats restuarant called Blowhards.
I'm also a strung-out, washed-up, has-been, jerk, snitch, drunk, seven-layer-loser (as the man said; and it sums me up about right!)
Hey, it's all a laugh....I mean, come on, what else am I gonna put down here?