I've been growing my mullet since I was a baby. I wash and groom it like a prized race horse. I use the finest shampoos from Paris, and import specialized oils from the Arabian Peninsula to condition it. My mullet is soft like a newborn baby, and glistens like a finely polished oak table. When I head to any Nascar races ,or head on down to my local watering hole, people always compliment my gleaming mane.