Neal Caffrey

I'm interested in

• Music:

  That tune from the elevator last week.
  You know the one!

• Movies:

  Hollywood produces crap. Studios copy each other, resurrect the 1970's genre and try to re-market it like it's brand new, never before seen...CRAP! ex: Dukes & Knight Rider.
  “Good Will Hunting” was great because it was a story of two Massholes, written by Massholes.

• Movies I want to see:

  Arnold Schwarzenegger's guide to English language pronunciation.

• Books:

  The ones that were made into movies.

• Books I want to read:

  My autobiography; How I became such a filthy rich bastard & the countless women who adore me.

• Quotes:

  The only helping hand you'll ever encounter is the one at the end of your own arm.

• Foods:

  Stolen fruit.

• Places:

  Farms and unsuspecting street fairs.

• Places I want to visit:

  Tropicana warehouse.

• Other interests:

  I have all 10 finger and all 12 toes!