About me:
I am an Inquisitor of the Iron Gate, 3rd class. I specialize in irons, blow torches, and sharp pointy things. I'm also ADHD, so when I am carving off an ear I could get distracted and take out an eye. Hope to work on that even though some have called it, 'Brilliance in spontaneous interaction with a subject.'
I'm interested in
Kittens. Blenders. Hearing the, 'Ahhhh! Pop! Pop! Pop! AHHHH!' of old folks' false teeth popping in housefires. Stuff like that.
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Whatever strikes me at the moment.
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All sorts.
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“Good choice in caliber, sir. Hunting?” “Not exactly.” “...protection?” “Something like that.” “...I don't want to know.” “Not if you want to see tomorrow.” “...will that be cash or charge?”
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Meat.
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Home.
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Anywhere West of the Mississippi.
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I'm not a nice guy. My wife thinks I'm alright though...so that's all that matters to me.
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