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The Baron

NYC

About me:

Baron Oscar von Medwick was forced to leave his homeland on short notice after a mob of ungrateful peasants stormed Medwick Castle over some imaginary grievances. He now travels around the U.S. in a Winnebago, often using the alias Bernard J. McBride. Being a devout misanthrope and realizing that nothing online s really “Private,“ The Baron is not on any social media sites. His booklet, “How to Write Pithy, Saracastic Comments Online,” has sold dozens of copies.

Basic Information:

Male

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Education and Work:

  • Boulevardier at Self-employed

  • Gadfly at Self-employed

  • Writer at Self-employed

I'm interested in

- Younger women with brains who don't walk around looking at their cellphones all day and who limit their use of the word “whatever.”
- Politics
- Writing

  • Classical, jazz, classic rock, inter alia

  • Love 'em.

  • That is a LONG list.

  • Ditto.

  • The time you enjoy doing nothing is not wasted time.

  • Take-out

  • Inner space (the real “Final Frontier”)

  • Traveling is alright, but mindless wandering around taking pictures doesn't interest me.

  • MY HEROS: Veal Parmigiana, Meatball, Eggplant Parmigiana